The Republicans think I'm one of them...

Well lookee here! I found a nice e-mail in my inbox from the Republicans! Hmmmm,I wonder what it says:


Do not buy the lies, DO NOT STAND BY and watch as your freedoms are taken away!


There are day's to go and we need every donation to continue to get out the message and get out the vote.


We have sent emails and made phone calls to millions of voters throughout the United States and we need your help NOW to keep up this effort until the polls close on Tuesday night.


We can't do that without YOUR help -- TIME IS RUNNING OUT to get the truth out there NOW!


We have spread the word from coast to coast about Sen. Obama's radical ties to terrorists like William Ayers, a man who participated in bombings of the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon and other government buildings. We have exposed his radical socialist agenda and his dangerous views on dealing with our enemies.


Your maximum possible gift of $5,000 would help us enormously.


And even smaller donations are going to help. Anything you can do will give us the ammunition we need to fight against Barack Obama.


Any amount -- $1000, $500, $250, or even $100 will help show the TRUTH before the November Presidential election.


Even if you can only afford $35 or $25 -- we need your help and we need it NOW.


We must act quickly. We want to continue to have our first ads up reaching millions in the final days of the campaign. Ronald Reagan once said, "If not us, who? If not now, when?"


I will let you answer his questions today.

You Can Make a Difference --



Thank you and God bless America!


Gary Kreep
Executive Director
Republican Majority Campaign PAC

First of all, Mr. Kreep (as in CREEP!) how did you get my super secret e-mail address? You rethuglicans got your dirty little fingers in everything haven't you?!

And what in the holy hell makes you think Imma give you one red cent of my hard earned money? You must have fallen and hit your head, 'cause it's not happening.
Besides, I've already donated to Obama's campaign. And I intend to cry, dance and basically make an ass of myself election night when he is declared the winner. And THAT'S the truth.

God bless America. Ummmmhmmmm. I hope he does, Mr. Kreep. I sincerely hope he does.