Ewwwww...Sarah Palin -- the XXX version!

Does this lady (and I use the term loosely) look like Sarah Palin to you?

Her name is Lisa Ann, she's a 36-year-old adult movie actress from Huntington Beach. She plays Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in a video from porn mogul Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video.

The movie was released on of all days, Election Day...what timing!
A male friend actually watched it...ugh.

“It’s definitely disturbing, but that’s exciting,” Lisa Ann said of the concept of the film. “This could be the most fun I’ve ever had on set, and I know for me, this will be kind of a little history moment for my career.”

Ummmmmmmmkay. I don't think she'll win an Academy award for this piece of work.

This movie will definately go down into the anals of history. (that joke's for you Dave. You sick freak.)

What do Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Sarah Palin have in common?

The answer: a GREAT head of hair.

Look at those lusterous manes, perfectly coiffed at all times.

It's like superhero hair.

I've never seen Rick Perry's hair move. Never ever. He's a good ol' boy, a real man's man, but I think he owns stock in Aquanet, because his hair would look perfect through a Texas tornado.

Don't get me wrong, I like the guy, he's funny as hell. We've had some good times. And he's gonna have a tough election season coming up in 2010. But we'll get into that another day.

Rick and Sarah will be spending some time together, sharing the stage with other GOPers this Thursday at the Republican Governor's Association Meeting in Miama Florida.

I'm sure they'll talk about how the Republican party is stronger than ever. They'll also probably address the future savior and shining star of the hour -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal.

I'm happy that Sarah is no longer the flavour of the month. But Jindal sure has alot to carry on his shoulders. Hope he's been working out.

I'm just glad I wasn't assigned to go to Florida and do stories on all the shenanigans...although they will have a Day of Beauty, an afternoon of pampering to include manicures, pedicures, neck and shoulder massages, as well as lessons about new products and beauty secrets.

Man, representing the people of your state is hard work.